See tähendab, et sõidad sel nädalal tanklas juba kolmandat korda vale küljega kütusepumba ette. • See on sõit mehaaniku juurde, et uurida, miks mootorituli arusaamatul põhjusel jälle põleb, ja teada saada, et pead selle eest arusaamatul põhjusel tuhat eurot maksma. • See on kaelavalu. Alaseljavalu. Tagumiku talumatu tuimus. • See on irooniline tõsiasi, et istud autos, mis kiirendab nullist sajani 6 sekundiga – selleks, et venida ummikus 6 km/h. • See tähendab mõlke. Kriime. Sinu auto nina teise auto tagumikus. • See tähendab kojameestega esiklaasilt tuvi väljaheidete pesemist. • Kuni klaasipesuvedelik otsa lõpeb ja pesemisest saab kuiv ning armetu linnuekskrementide laialinühkimine. • See tähendab, et võid pidada end ornitoloogiaeksperdiks, kuna tead täpselt, mida üks tuviparv endast maha jätta võib. • See on liiklusraev. Roppused. Ja sõimusõnad, mis sündisid sinu loomingulise vihapurske kulminatsioonis. • See tähendab olukorda, kus nimetad vaheletrügijat ajudeta tohlakaks, aga hiljem mööda sõites mõistad, et tegu on armsa vanaisaga, kes lapselast jalkatrenni viib. • See on hetk, kui su pilk kohtub sama auto tagaistmel vabandavalt lehvitava vanaemaga, ja nüüd tunned end kui vastik vihaprobleemiga häbiplekk, mis juhiistmele laiali valgub. • See tähendab parklas vaba koha otsimist, kuigi peaksid hoopis otsima lähimat vetsu. • See on kitsasse külgboksi tagurdamine nii, et sinu järel ootavad kolm autot ja pealtvaatajad, kes on valmis tegema su manööverdamisoskuse puudulikkusest viraalse TikToki-video... kuigi nüüd sa peaksid tõesti juba vetsu jooksma. • See tähendab, et kogu selle sahmimise käigus kukkusid su võtmed juhiistme ja käsipiduri vahel asuvasse pimedasse kuristikku ja ainus viis neid kätte saada on enda õlg toore jõuga liigesest välja painutada... Kuigi okei-okei, nüüd pead sa juba kohe kindlasti, ilma igasuguse viivituseta, päriselt-päriselt kiirustama vetsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu