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bu hafta üçüncü kez benzin pompasının yanlış tarafına çekmek değildir. • Sebepsiz yere yanıp sönen motor ışığı ve tamircinin bu sebepsiz durumun bin liraya mal olduğunu söylemesi değildir. • Sırt ağrıları, boyun sancıları ve kalçaların dayanılmaz uyuşması değildir. • 0'dan 100'e 6,4 saniyede çıkan bir araba alıp sonra 30 dakika boyunca saatte 5 kilometre hızla sürünmek değildir. • Çizik, göçük, tampondan tampona tampondan tampona değildir. • Ön camdan güvercin pisliklerini temizlemek değildir. • Cam suyu bittiği için şimdi ön cama güvercin pisliklerini yaymak değildir. • Güvercinlerin sürü halinde hareket ettiğini zor yoldan öğrenmek değildir. • Yol öfkesi, küfürler ve o ana kadar var olduğunu bilmediğin ama sen icat ettiğin küfürler değildir. • Önünü kesen o dangalak herifin ardından bağırmak ama sonra onun torununu futbol antrenmanına götüren tatlı bir dede olduğunu fark etmek değildir. • Arka koltuktan sana el sallayan nineni görüp kocasına dangalak dediğin için kötü hissetmek değildir. • Park yeri ararken dönmek — özellikle de tuvalete çok ihtiyacın varken — değildir. • Arkanda üç araba ve seni TikTok'ta viral yapmaya hazır bir seyirci grubu varken dar bir köşeye paralel park yapmak — üstelik tuvalete gerçekten çok ama çok ihtiyacın varken — değildir. • Ev anahtarlarını sürücü koltuğu ile el freni arasındaki o lanet çukura düşürüp, deli gibi kararlılıkla omzunu çıkartarak çıkarmaya çalışmak — çünkü kesinlikle, mutlaka tuvalete gitmen gerekiyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr